Population | 5.927 billion |
Capital | Skopjex |
Leader | Zaev Zor |
Faith | Skroth |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | penguin |
The Republic of White Walker 65 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zaev Zor with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.927 billion White Walker 65ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopjex. The average income tax rate is 91.0%.
The frighteningly efficient White Walker 65ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,681 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 283,678 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Zaev Zor, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 65's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Skroth.
White Walker 65 is ranked 89,850th in the world and 577th in NationStates for Largest Populations, with 5.93 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Zaev Zor.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : White Walker 65 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 65, Zaev Zor's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.